Tag: funny
group name: everythinghere2
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November 16, 2008 09:43 AM EST --
Don't Mess with Pizza Hut
A former employee of a Pizza Hut tried to extort $500 for five car roof signs that he took while he worked there. You know, the kind the pizza guy (or gal) puts . . .
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November 30, 2008 08:13 AM EST --
Judas Asparagus
If you need a laugh today, then this should do it!
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire . . .
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December 08, 2008 07:00 AM EST --
Mary taught first grade. She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds. One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. . . .
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November 12, 2008 07:23 AM EST --
Found on the Internet.
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
They live here. You don't.
If you don't like their hair on your clothing, . . .
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November 13, 2008 12:29 PM EST --
Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag . . .
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November 19, 2008 08:40 AM EST --
1 Those Ancestors!
The Taylor's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had travelled to America with the Pilgrim Fathers on the Mayflower. They had included Congressmen, successful . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:00 AM EST --
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
'Please let me in, 'says the man desperately. 'I forgot to buy a turkey, . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
Gratitude
In the week before Thanksgiving Mary-Jo asked her class of 9 year-olds to write a paragraph entitled:
'What I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving Day'.
All Joey could write was: . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:29 AM EST --
Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels . . .
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November 21, 2008 08:45 AM EST --
Lol, i think this is too funny.
Chippenham George worked for the Post Office and his job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day just before Christmas, a letter landed . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:28 AM EST --
Ironing.
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, "Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?"
His mother said, "To make them nice and wrinkle free." . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:30 AM EST --
"Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because now Daddy will do the trick he's . . .
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November 13, 2008 11:45 AM EST --
10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.
9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.
8. Reindeer and elves have unionized.
7. New tax on flying sleighs. . . .
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November 25, 2008 09:12 AM EST --
Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. He did not to want to wake other residents in the Judson Center social services agency; also he had broken . . .
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November 25, 2008 09:19 AM EST --
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late . . .
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November 25, 2008 09:26 AM EST --
1) Santa's Outfit
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3) I kept Billie home because . . .
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December 15, 2008 06:41 AM EST --
On the Sunday before Christmas Reverend Billy Graham was walking down Highland street in Mt Holly, North Carolina on his way to see a parishioner. However, he wanted to post a parcel urgently so . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:48 AM EST --
What disease did cured ham have?
What's the difference between unique and very unique?
We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny?
When do you . . .
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November 12, 2008 07:27 AM EST --
Got this in an email.
There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.
Things that you buy now won't wear out.
Your supply of brain cells is finally . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:35 AM EST --
After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black . . .
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