Tag: joke
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January 11, 2009 07:18 PM EST --
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. . . .
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January 13, 2009 10:29 PM EST --
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and . . .
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January 21, 2009 10:19 AM EST --
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric . . .
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January 27, 2009 10:10 PM EST --
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a Sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this Jar home and bring back a semen sample . . .
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January 05, 2009 10:10 AM EST --
Sorry for the all-caps but I wasn't going to retype it all!
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD . . .
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March 24, 2009 06:48 PM EDT --
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Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as
he . . .
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February 20, 2009 12:35 PM EST --
My friend just told me this little funny...
A fertility specialist helps a 75 year old lady to have baby.
Her relatives are all excited.... so the day after she comes home . . .
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December 10, 2008 05:29 PM EST --
My dear friends and family,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let . . .
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December 12, 2008 05:34 PM EST --
Catching The Bus
As the bus stopped in Adelaide Street and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the . . .
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January 19, 2009 04:51 PM EST --
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing . . .
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January 10, 2009 12:57 AM EST --
Farmer Joe was in an accident with a semi-truck. Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the . . .
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January 10, 2009 01:32 AM EST --
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just . . .
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January 10, 2009 01:55 AM EST --
There were 5 people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash; however, there were only 4 parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes. . . .
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January 10, 2009 02:20 AM EST --
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for . . .
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January 10, 2009 10:14 PM EST --
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arizona. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer . . .
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January 11, 2009 02:39 AM EST --
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, "So, Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you . . .
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January 11, 2009 07:26 PM EST --
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the . . .
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January 11, 2009 07:46 PM EST --
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely . . .
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January 11, 2009 08:17 PM EST --
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For fifty years Uncle . . .
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January 11, 2009 09:33 PM EST --
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if . . .
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